Best totally incomprehensible award winning movies from 1983

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1 Two of a Kind (1983)

God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world.

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1983-12-13 | Fantasy / Comedy

Cast

John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John

Rating

rating icon 5.95
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #632 for
    forced and unnatural acting
  2. Ranked #837 for
    utterly unconvincing
  3. Ranked #859 for
    cast with zero chemistry

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2 The Sting II (1983)

Hooker and Gondorf pull a con on Macalinski, an especially nasty mob boss with the help of Veronica, a new grifter. They convince this new victim that Hooker is a somewhat dull boxer who is tired of taking dives for Gondorf. There is a ringer. Lonigan, their victim from the first movie, is setting them up to take the fall.

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1983-02-18 | Comedy / Crime

Cast

Jackie Gleason, Mac Davis

Rating

rating icon 4.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1090 for
    lamer
  2. Ranked #1150 for
    degenerate
  3. Ranked #1328 for
    poorly rendered

Trailer

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3 Hercules (1983)

Hercules, a semi-divine being, squares off against King Minos, who is attempting to use science to gain power and take over the world. With the help of a benevolent sorceress, Circe, Hercules tries to save his beloved Cassiopeia from being sacrificed by Minos, and struggles against laser-breathing creatures and an evil sorceress.

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1983-08-12 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Lou Ferrigno, Sybil Danning

Rating

rating icon 4.955
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #30 for
    matte shot
  2. Ranked #56 for
    chintzy
  3. Ranked #81 for
    titan

Trailer

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4 Spasms (1983)

A gigantic serpent is captured on a remote island and shipped to an American college for experimentation.

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1983-10-28 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Peter Fonda, Oliver Reed

Rating

rating icon 4.852
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #429 for
    lacerating
  2. Ranked #607 for
    trashy
  3. Ranked #650 for
    nagging voice

Trailer

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5 A Night in Heaven (1983)

Faye Hanlon is a community-college professor with an emotionally depressed husband and an abundance of sexual frustration. Her sister drags her to a male strip-club for a girls-night out, where she discovers that one of the dancers is her failing student Rick Monroe, a.k.a. "Ricky the Rocket". A heated affair between teacher & student ensues, as Faye struggles to reconcile her emotions and make consequential life choices: Continue her lustful sessions with the studly-but-shallow teen stripper? Or break it off with Ricky & work to salvage her marriage to the loving-but-distant husband?

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1983-11-18 | Comedy / Drama

Cast

Christopher Atkins, Lesley Ann Warren

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #589 for
    trashy
  2. Ranked #676 for
    trite
  3. Ranked #702 for
    embarrassing self

Trailer

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6 Extraterrestrial Visitors (1983)

After a meteor-like object lands in the woods, poachers unearth a cave filled with alien eggs. As they attempt to destroy the eggs, one of them is killed by an unseen creature, leaving one egg intact. A young boy named Tommy finds the remaining egg and brings it home to hatch. As more murders occur around town, Tommy learns that his new pet alien, who he names Trumpy, possesses telekinetic powers.

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1983-12-13 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Ian Sera, Nina Ferrer

Rating

rating icon 2.427
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #220 for
    hare-brained
  2. Ranked #471 for
    real downer
  3. Ranked #628 for
    totally incomprehensible

Trailer

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7 The Alchemist (1983)

A man seeks revenge on an evil magician who placed a curse on him.

Info

1983-03-01 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

Robert Ginty, Lucinda Dooling

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #723 for
    nagging voice
  2. Ranked #781 for
    tortuously slow
  3. Ranked #898 for
    totally incomprehensible

Trailer

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8 Please Don't Eat the Babies (1983)

Teenage girls are kidnapped and brought to a remote island, which is inhabited by a family of crazed killers.

Info

1983-11-11 | Horror / Action

Cast

Elizabeth Monet, Tanya Louise

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #295 for
    delectable cast
  2. Ranked #411 for
    lacerating
  3. Ranked #444 for
    endurance test

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9 The Osterman Weekend (1983)

The host of an investigative news show is convinced by the CIA that the friends he has invited to a weekend in the country are engaged in a conspiracy that threatens national security.

Info

1983-10-14 | Action / Drama

Cast

Rutger Hauer, John Hurt

Rating

rating icon 5.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #17 for
    iconoclast
  2. Ranked #155 for
    overlapping dialogues
  3. Ranked #191 for
    roughly cut

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10 A Night to Dismember (1983)

A woman from a "cursed" family is released from a mental facility, and soon dismembered corpses start turning up.

Info

1983-01-01 | Horror

Cast

Samantha Fox, Diane Cummins

Rating

rating icon 5.05
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #468 for
    sloppy
  2. Ranked #543 for
    muddled mess
  3. Ranked #555 for
    troubled production

Trailer

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