Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also falling flat on jokes

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and falling flat on jokes movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and falling flat on jokes, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 A Shattered Diamond (2021)

A story of a group friends as they deal with the loss of one of their own, and learn how to move on.

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2021-01-01 | Drama

Cast

Lou DeNardo, Jenny Boswell

Rating

rating icon 0.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    solid performance
  2. Ranked #1 for
    standout performance
  3. Ranked #1 for
    powerhouse performance

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2 The Isle (2019)

1840 and another ship crashes on the rocks of an almost deserted island in Scotland. Three sailors survive the wreck and make it to shore where the few locals take them in as they wait for the mainland boat to come for them. But the sailors' survival story has only just started as they uncover the strange past of the once vibrant island.

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2019-02-08 | Thriller / Adventure

Cast

Conleth Hill, Alex Hassell

Rating

rating icon 4.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    sluggish pace
  2. Ranked #1 for
    awfully slow
  3. Ranked #1 for
    completely boring

Trailer

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3 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

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2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.13
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #3 for
    slow and tedious
  3. Ranked #3 for
    steadyhanded directing

Trailer

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4 Hosts (2020)

On Christmas Eve, an innocent couple become hosts to a malicious entity. Throughout the night they terrorise a family of five in unimaginably violent and disturbing ways.

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2020-10-02 | Horror

Cast

Neal Ward, Samantha Loxley

Rating

rating icon 4.903
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    decently budgeted
  2. Ranked #2 for
    meh
  3. Ranked #2 for
    personification of evil

Trailer

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5 The Siren (2019)

Tom, a mute man is on retreat to an isolated lakehouse where he meets Al, who is mourning the recent death of his husband. Starting off rather friendly, Tom and Al’s rapport slowly changes as the former befriends a mysterious woman named Nina, for whom Al can’t shake his negative suspicions.

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2019-03-02 | Fantasy / Horror

Cast

Evan Dumouchel, Margaret Ying Drake

Rating

rating icon 5.679
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    throaty voice
  2. Ranked #1 for
    absolute waste
  3. Ranked #1 for
    dim

Trailer

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6 Offseason (2022)

Upon receiving a mysterious letter that her mother's grave has been vandalized, Marie travels to the desolate island town where she's buried. Just as she arrives, the island closes for the season, leaving Marie trapped in a nightmare.

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2022-03-11 | Drama / Horror

Cast

Jocelin Donahue, Joe Swanberg

Rating

rating icon 5.286
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    huge letdown
  2. Ranked #1 for
    cheap thrills
  3. Ranked #1 for
    crisper

Trailer

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7 Hell on the Border (2019)

In the late 1800s, legendary marshal Bass Reeves sets out on the trail of notorious outlaw Bob Dozier.

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2019-12-13 | Western / Adventure

Cast

Ron Perlman, Frank Grillo

Rating

rating icon 5.555
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    just plain awful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    below average acting
  3. Ranked #2 for
    quality product

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8 Warning (2021)

Loneliness, death and the meaning of life, explored through vastly separate lives colliding in interweaving short stories set in future Earth.

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2021-10-22 | Science Fiction

Cast

Alex Pettyfer, Alice Eve

Rating

rating icon 4.824
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    sadly disappointing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    loosely connected plot
  3. Ranked #2 for
    moment of brilliance

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9 The Alpines (2021)

The Alpines is a psychological thriller that follows seven friends coming together for a weekend getaway after several years of little to no contact. They've grown apart. They've moved on with their lives. But the secrets of their past have come back to haunt them. This time with a very real threat ready to expose every last one.

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2021-01-19 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Aaron Latta-Morissette, Mally Corrigan

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    full of suspense
  2. Ranked #2 for
    unexpected ending
  3. Ranked #2 for
    frenemy

Trailer

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10 Supercell (2023)

Good-hearted teenager William always lived in hope of following in his late father’s footsteps and becoming a storm chaser. His father’s legacy has now been turned into a storm-chasing tourist business, managed by the greedy and reckless Zane Rogers, who is now using William as the main attraction to lead a group of unsuspecting adventurers deep into the eye of the most dangerous supercell ever seen.

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2023-03-17 | Action / Drama

Cast

Skeet Ulrich, Anne Heche

Rating

rating icon 5.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    hokey editing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    fakey lines
  3. Ranked #2 for
    practically non-existent

Trailer

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