Top rated incredibly slow movies that are also asinine

Check out today’s highest ranked incredibly slow and asinine movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are incredibly slow and asinine, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Hosts (2020)

On Christmas Eve, an innocent couple become hosts to a malicious entity. Throughout the night they terrorise a family of five in unimaginably violent and disturbing ways.

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2020-10-02 | Horror

Cast

Neal Ward, Samantha Loxley

Rating

rating icon 4.903
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    decently budgeted
  2. Ranked #2 for
    personification of evil
  3. Ranked #2 for
    meh

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2 Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

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2019-10-25 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Phil Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn

Rating

rating icon 5.216
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    hot mess
  2. Ranked #1 for
    refurbished
  3. Ranked #1 for
    icky

Trailer

Girl on the Third Floor trailer
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3 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

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2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.13
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #3 for
    steadyhanded directing
  3. Ranked #3 for
    languid pace

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Risen trailer
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4 The Siren (2019)

Tom, a mute man is on retreat to an isolated lakehouse where he meets Al, who is mourning the recent death of his husband. Starting off rather friendly, Tom and Al’s rapport slowly changes as the former befriends a mysterious woman named Nina, for whom Al can’t shake his negative suspicions.

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2019-03-02 | Fantasy / Horror

Cast

Evan Dumouchel, Margaret Ying Drake

Rating

rating icon 5.679
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    throaty voice
  2. Ranked #1 for
    absolute waste
  3. Ranked #1 for
    alarming

Trailer

The Siren trailer
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5 The Return (2020)

After the death of his father, a brilliant college student returns to his family home where he learns that the horrors from his childhood aren't as dead and gone as he once thought.

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2020-09-05 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Richard Harmon, Sara Thompson

Rating

rating icon 6.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    satisfying resolution
  2. Ranked #1 for
    fiery climax
  3. Ranked #2 for
    ultimately satisfying

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6 The Owners (2020)

A group of friends think they found the perfect easy score - an empty house with a safe full of cash. But when the elderly couple that lives there comes home early, the tables are suddenly turned. As a deadly game of cat and mouse ensues, the would-be thieves must fight to save themselves from a nightmare they could never have imagined.

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2020-08-27 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Maisie Williams, Sylvester McCoy

Rating

rating icon 5.621
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    kind of weird
  2. Ranked #1 for
    followable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    uncreative story

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The Owners trailer
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7 First Signal (2021)

When Air Force Space Command receives a signal from an alien satellite in Earth orbit an emergency meeting with the President reveals a government conspiracy.

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2021-04-26 | Drama / History

Cast

Paul Noonan, Conor Timmis

Rating

rating icon 3.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    acting with flubs
  2. Ranked #1 for
    obvious
  3. Ranked #1 for
    banal dialogue

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First Signal trailer
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8 Monstrous (2022)

Laura, traumatized by an abusive relationship, runs away from her former husband with her seven-year-old son Cody. But in their new, idyllic and remote sanctuary, they find they have another, bigger and more terrifying monster to deal with…

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2022-05-13 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Christina Ricci, Santino Barnard

Rating

rating icon 5.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fairly easy
  2. Ranked #1 for
    uncanny
  3. Ranked #2 for
    harsh

Trailer

Monstrous trailer
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9 We Need to Do Something (2021)

Seeking shelter from a storm, a family finds themselves trapped in a bathroom for days with no sign of rescue and untold evils lurking just beyond the walls.

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2021-09-03 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Sierra McCormick, Vinessa Shaw

Rating

rating icon 5.341
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    final insult
  2. Ranked #1 for
    copping out
  3. Ranked #2 for
    wrapped-up nicely

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We Need to Do Something trailer
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10 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

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2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 4.972
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle
  2. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together
  3. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful

Trailer

Hideout trailer
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