Episode

October 10, 2003 (2003)

Segments Include: Tucker T. Bartlett's tour of the California gubernatorial campaign trail. A parody of the most recent Viagra commercial warning about the potential for embarassment when used excessivly. (You have to see this segment to appreciate it. It is among the most over-the-top segments the show has ever done!!!) A parody of COPS, with East Coast cops engaging in flagrant racial profiling. (If you consider yourself politically correct, you won't know which part of this segment to correct first!) Sexual affairs correspondent Babe Bennett on the same-sex marriage debate. Dakie Dunn on what Schwarzennegger's election means to the feminist movement (You've come a long way baby, and now you're going back) A look inside Canada's minimum security prisons with ""OZ: Canada""

Episode 215 (2003)

WANRING: To Stephen Harper! You realize you'll have to sit next to Elsie Wayne, right? Segments Include: The Al-Jazeera Video Music Awards (Osama bin-Laden wins for his hit single, ""Death to the Infidels"" Bass MacLaren's report on Canada's ailing Sea-King helicopters. An investigation into Allan Rock's fundraising practices. A paid advertisement for the Jack LaLande power juicer. A public service announcement concering Jean Chretien's apparent disappearance. A political commentary by Native Affairs Correspondent Joe Crow

Episode 216 (2003)

WARNING: To Liberal Cabinet Ministers! Please wait until the Irving Het comes to a complete stop before accepting your gifts. Segments Include: - Chretien snubbed by Bush at the APEC conference as he is no longer the most powerful man in Canada. - Investigation into the Governor General's expenses. - ""Juan Big Album"" for hurricane relief. - An interview with the developer of a new undetectable designer steroid. - A Saskatchewan tourism commercial brought to you by the government of Manitoba. - Hollywood North Squares. - Why same-sex marriage doesn't necessarily mean gay marriage.

Epsiode 217 (2003)

Segments Include: - An interview with Chretien aide Gallum Smeagle on his conflicted loyalties between ""old master"" and ""new master"" -Trick-or-Treating on Parliament Hill -The dangers of paranoid women owning ink-jet printers (priceless!) -Mrs. Enid on the commercialization of Remembrance Day. -Newsworld ""PLAY"" vj in an unsolicited interview with Clay Aiken (played by Gavin Crawford) -the ""deficieny of respect"" for Chretien's accomplishments.

Episode 218 (2003)

Warning! To Canadians in Foreign Jails: You'll be freed... Once Everbody gets back from the Irving Lodge! Segments Include: Chretien's going-away party thrown by his MPs A look at the life of a Parliament Hill ""Ethics Hotline"" telephone operator A parody of a bank's commercial, outlining the dangers associated with estate planning Babe Bennett on what Paul Martin's election means for Canada ""Inside Media Counter Spin"" host Heather Coulter defends the show against accuations it's middle-east coverage is biased against Israel. The ridicule endured by Canada's smallest visible minority (Liberal Sheila Copps delegates) ""Frontiers in Science"" looks at the effect of solar flares on earth's communications systems 1st ever ""All-Arab lottery""