Episode

1/2/1999 (1999)

Fans of the Week: Leeds Footballer Guest: Chris Perry (Wimbledon) Other Guest: Mark Foster (fastest swimmer in the world) (supports Spurs) Footballing Phono Nono's 1. Liverpool Xmas party 2. Chelsea can't score 3. Forest are doomed 4. Arsenal indiscipline 5. Referee inconsistency Soccer Locker: George Boateng (Coventry) What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Mountain Biking Can He Kick It? Guest: Gordon Hill (ex Manchester United) Could He Kick It? Yes

1/9/1999 (1999)

Fans of the Week: West Ham Score in CHiPS: Two Footballer Guest: Robbie Savage (Leicester) Other Guest: Huw Higginson (The Bill) On the Phone: -Tony Cottee (Leicester) -Alan Ball (Portsmouth manager) Footballing Phono Nono's 1. FA Cup cheating 2. FA chief's job 3. Flying hot dogs/sausage rolls 4. Bassett hounded out 5. Man Utd leisure time Soccerette: Age 24, 5 foot 7, from Doncaster, supports Sheff Utd (is 'Miss Sheffield') and is called Julie. Soccer Locker: Carl Cort (Wimbledon) What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Played the guitar. Can He Kick It? Guest: George Parris (ex West Ham) Could He Kick It? No - the Cat saved it.

1/16/1999 (1999)

Fans of the Week: Ipswich. Score in CHiPS: Zero. Footballer Guest: Ian Rush (Wrexham; ex Liverpool, Juventus etc) On the Phone: -Tony Cottee (Leicester) -Alan Ball (Portsmouth manager) Footballing Phono Nono's 1. Merson unsettled again 2. Venables 3. Giant killing 4. John Hartson 5. Football court cases Soccerette: Age 16, 5 foot 4, from Barry (Wales), supports Aston Villa and is called Holly. Soccer Locker: Joe Cole (West Ham) What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Tim and Helen both danced. Can He Kick It? Guest: Joey Jones (ex Chelsea, Liverpool etc) Could He Kick It? No - the Cat stupidly saved it.

1/23/1999 (1999)

Fans of the Week: Fulham Score in CHiPS: One Footballer Guest: Craig Bellamy (Norwich) Other Guest: Straw: Matty (Manchester City fan) and Roger (Manchester United fan) On the Phone: Paul Jewell (Bradford manager) Footballing Phono Nono's 1. West Ham in chaos 2. Dubious transfer speculation 3. Liverpool are back 4. Forest and Saints doomed 5. David Ginola diving 6. The millennium Soccerette: Age 21, 5 foot 8, from Glasgow, supports Rangers and is called Lee. Soccer Locker: Martin Pringle (Charlton) What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Ballet. Can He Kick It? Guest: Steve Hodge (ex Leeds, West Ham etc) Could He Kick It? Yes - Cat dived the wrong way.

1/30/1999 (1999)

Fans of the Week: Gillingham Score in CHiPS: Zero. Footballer Guest: Ken Monkou (AKA Storm) (Southampton) Other Guest: Shovell (M-People) (Gooner) On the Phone: -Gary Firmager (West Ham fanzine) -Kevin Francis (Oxford) Footballing Phono Nono's 1. Mike Reed and Chelsea penalties 2. Stan Collymore 3. Arsenal persecution complex 4. Glenn Hoddle 5. Wimbledon/Spurs 6. The millennium Soccerette: Age 16, 5 foot 7, from Beaconsfield, supports Spurs and is called Helen. Soccer Locker: Kevin Francis (Oxford) What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Played the piano. Can He Kick It? Guest: Ted McDougall (ex Liverpool, Man Utd etc) Could He Kick It? No - he hit it wide.