Two and a Half Men 1
2003-09-22 | Comedy,Drama | 24 episodes13 Seasons
Episode
Pilot (2003)
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Directed By
- James Burrows
Writer
- Chuck Lorre
Big Flappy Bastards (2003)
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
Directed By
- Andy Ackerman
Writer
- Chuck Lorre
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003)
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
Directed By
- Andy Ackerman
Writer
- Lee Aronsohn
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (2003)
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Directed By
- Andy Ackerman
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (2003)
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Directed By
- Andy Ackerman
Writer
- Eddie Gorodetsky