Never the Twain 1
1981-09-07 | Comedy | 6 episodes11 Seasons
Episode
Families At War (1981)
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
Of Meissen Men (1981)
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
A Night At The Opera (1981)
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
A Matched Pair (1981)
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.
Nothing But The Truth (1981)
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.